Comfort not speed, people

Like a kid who gets a hamster at Christmas I was totally excited about this blog stuff at first and then have completely ditched it. No wonder I was never allowed to learn the violin, or have a kitten. Wise decision mum and dad.

Highlight of today. Laughing at Googlisms. Go to www.googlism.com, put in your name, and then see what it chucks up about ‘you’. My favourites:

Samantha is better than Britney

Samantha is a little mouse who gets rough

Samantha is unable to bring a spoon to her mouth without spilling

Samantha is a 6 year old cockapoo

Samantha is built for comfort not speed

Thanks to Cat Lynch for bringing this site to my attention. I’ve managed to avoid work for a good half an hour and have also upped my popularity by passing it off as my own discovery to friends and work colleagues. Nice.