The girly show

A nice Thai lady wrote these signs for us. Without using her hands. Mmmhmmm. That's right.

We felt we couldn't really let Bangkok pass us by without a visit to one of the infamous red light ping-pong shows. So we went. It was expensive to get in. It was expensive to have a drink. And in all honesty, it was a bit un-inpressive. Although Tom seemed to enjoy it...

So basically, whilst the rest of us were doing our GCSE's these girls were learning how to fire darts and pop balloons, blow out the candles on a birthday cake, write messages and make origami hats - all without hands. You know what I'm saying.



I was unsure about going, expecting it to be super seedy. But it really wasn't that bad. It was actually a bit boring. Plus the girls who were performing looked uninterested and like they'd rather be elsewhere. I'd like a little more enthusiasm from someone pulling razor blades out of themselves, please.

But we had a laugh and Eve and I did the whole looking-unimpressed-but-secretly-wondering-how-easy-the-tricks-might-be-to-recreate thing that I'm sure all the girls in the audience were doing. Not that any of the guys noticed.