Holyland

Right. Imagine Disneyland - minus rollercoasters - but still with the shows, the set, the characters wandering around, the lights, the music piped through the park etc... But get rid of Mickey Mouse and friends and replace with Jesus and friends. Yeah? Yeah. We went to the only religious theme park in the world. And it was amazing.

Basically, you walk through the life of Jesus, go to various shows like Creation, the nativity and the Last Supper, eat food that they would have eaten, listen to music and watch dancing like they would have and all that kind of stuff. And the best bit? A MASSIVE Jesus that, twice an hour, rises up from the hill whilst Hallelujahs ring out all around the park. It was so tacky. But we loved it all the same. Amen.