Never smile at a crocodile

I've had the BEST day. We spent the entire day at Hartley's Crocodile Adventure Park in the sun (which was good for my condition.) I got to see crocodiles feeding, crocodiles attacking, crocodiles hanging out and crocodile bags and belts (in the gift shop - I found this a bit weird.) I even held a baby crocodile and had a crocodile burger for lunch (I know. I like them. But I like eating more.) Then we went to a snake and lizard show, took a crocodile boat tour and..., wait for it..., STROKED KOALAS! Crikey.