ROGER BISHOP!

Let me give you some background. Roger Bishop is a star. STAR. So much of a star that you can't just call him by his first name, you have to add the surname on too. In more of an excited-shout type way. I worked with him at Hachette and never have I met a man who would go so far (and beyond) to make everyone happy. He's quite incredible. And everyone - EVERYONE - loves him.

So when he said we should pop in on him in Brisbane, we were totally up for it. No sooner had we arrived - he gave up his bed for us, put us on his car insurance, took us out for lunches and meals and even sorted us out with a bed at his mum's place up the coast. And that's before the family shin dig. Just amazing.

Roger Bishop - we're having the best time with you. And as soon as you come back over to London give us a call. Our place has got your name written all over it.